call me the lorax

feralnostalgia:

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but-for-the-grace:

lisipuska:

bnkn62:

Bitch, don’t get me started.

I will never understand what’s difficult with Alisa Didkovsky. Said like it’s written, not like Alicia Dikowsky.

my last name should be easier for people to get than it is

but chloe trips people the hell up

my first name is generally spelled with an excess of s. it is one r and one s.
my last name people generally misspell and then mock. el oh el it has beer in it. yeah that’s because it’s German for a type of plant and no it has nothing to do with alcohol, gtfo.

Simon and Garfunkle are the only reason anyone can say my name.  I’ve gotten as far off as Scarborough as “Scarsberry” before.

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